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رقم العضوية : 5011  تاريخ التسجيل :  11 2003  أخر زيارة : 26-01-2006 (07:01 PM)  المشاركات : 1,048 [ + ]  التقييم :  10

لوني المفضل : Cadetblue

where s your home work?

AS SOON AS I GOT home LAST NIGHT SIR

I FINISHED OFF MY ENGLISH home WORK FIRST

PUT IT ON THE KITCHEN TABLE BUT MY BABY SISTER

FOUND IT , CHEWED IT AND SLAVERED ALL OVER IT SIR

SO I TOOK IT INTO THE BATH TO CHECK IT THROUGH

LIKE YOU ASKED US TO DO SIR

BUT REACHING FOR THE SPONGE

I DROPPED IT IN THE BATH

IT WAS SO SOGGY THAT

I HAD TO PUT THE HAIR DRIER ON IT

I BURNT IT TO A CRISP . BONE DRY THE PAPER WAS SIR

SO I HAD A BRAINWAVE . I SMEARED SUNTAN LOTION

ON IT TO SOFTEN IT UP .

LEFT IT FOR TEN MINUTES

AND THE PAGES STARTED TO TURN BROWN


THIS MORNING I LOOKED INSIDE

AND ALL THE WRITING WAS SMUDGED SIR

COULD I HAVE A NEW EXERCISE BOOK PLEASE

و سلامتكم و تعيشون

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