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12-08-2006, 02:15 PM

THIS IS THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN COMPUTER ENGENEER AND HIS WIFE

Husband : Hello dear, I logged in
Wife : Have you brought the dress?
Husband : Bad command or file name
Wife : But I told you about it in morning.
Husband : Erroneous Syntax, Abort, Retry, Cancel
Wife : Okay, forget it! Where is your salary?
Husband : File is use try after sometime.
Wife : At least give me your credit card I can do some shopping
Husband : Sharing violation, access denied
Wife : I made a mistake in marrying you
Husband : Data type mismatch
Wife : Your are useless
Husband : By default
Wife : What is the relation between you and your receptionist?
Husband : The only user with write operation.
Wife : What is my value in your life?
Husband : Unknown virus detected
Wife : Do you love me or your computer?
Husband : Too many parameters
Wife : I will go back to my parent's home
Husband : Success, Press any key to continue
Wife : I will leave forever
Husband : Login for another user/logout
Wife : Its worthless talking to you
Husband : Shutdown
Wife : I am going
Husband : Its now safe to turn off your computer.

المصدر: نفساني